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I write sometimes. Probably less than I should. Or maybe more, depends who you ask. Anyway, here you’ll find links to articles I’ve written for other websites, as well as the occasional blog post.

B@t-Sh!t Stupid:

Natural News

This article was published on Unscene Comedy on 12/28/2015. In it I pick apart the conspiracy laden “health” website Natural News. I’m actually really proud of this one, probably the best work I ever did under B@t-Sh!t Stupid. You can check it out by clicking the link in the title.

B@t-Sh!t Stupid: TheUSpatriot.com

This article was published on Unscene Comedy on 9/17/2014. It’s a take-down of a conservative fake-news website. After 2016, an article like this seems downright quaint. You can check it out by clicking the link in the title.

B@t-Shit Stupid:

MTUTMSotT

This article was published on Unscene Comedy on 8/18/2017. It’s about the Tumblr blog Men Taking Up Too Much Space on the Train. On the one hand, I stand by all of the research and opinions in the article; on the other, I kinda man-splain privilege, so that’s not great. You can check it out by clicking the link in the title.

The DNC: Liberals Need Not Apply

On Saturday, the DNC voted on who would be the new party Chair. The position is a mostly administrative one, but the contest became a somewhat symbolic battle; Keith Ellison, a black, Muslim liberal, was running against Tom Perez, a more moderate candidate hand-picked by the establishment to block him. Electing Ellison was the last chance for the Democratic party to make some kind gesture to the party’s liberal wing, which has long been left out in the cold by the party’s elites. They elected Perez.

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Trump’s Policy: States’ Rights

A number of Americans are unclear as to President Trump’s beliefs on several issues. I hope to clarify that using the President’s own words and actions. However, the results are objectively horrifying. Read More »

Trump’s Policy: Nuclear Weapons

A number of Americans are unclear as to President’s Trump’s beliefs on several issues. I hope to clarify that using only the President’s words and actions. However, the results are objectively horrifying. Read More »